INTERESTING(?) TEST RESPONSES

Test Responses - Wait...What...?

1. What battle did Hannibal die in?

A: His last.

2. Where was the Magna Carta signed?

A: On the bottom.

3. If you cut a pear in half, what can you say about the pieces?

A: I'd want the bigger half.

4. If you had a coconut and 2 bananas in your left hand and 3 lemons and 2 plums in the right, what number comes to mind?

A: No number, but your left hand is bigger than your right if it can hold a coconut and 2 bananas.

5. What is the primary reason for failure?

A: Low grades.

FUNNY TEST RESPONSES

Some test-takers see the world in ways that others might not imagine.

For example - this actual test response* might be considered correct, but it's probably not what the teacher was looking for -

Question - "What ended in 1896?"

Answer - "1895"

And then there's this one -

Q - "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?"

A - "On the bottom."

And this one -

Q - "To change centimeters to meters, you __?__."

A - "Take out centi"

Here's hoping we can keep our sense of humor this year in every field connected to intelligence, including education.

(*Appeared on "Dose". To see more test answers like this, click here )

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