INTERVIEW INTELLIGENCE (Humor): WHAT NOT TO SAY AT JOB INTERVIEWS


Interview Intelligence: What Not To Say

What does this company do?

I need a hug.

Just how much are the employees here expected to follow the rules?

I have this anger building inside me.  But I control it most of the time.

Wow, you’ve got the life, don’t you?  I’d love to interview candidates.  If you hire me I’ll work hard…probably harder than you...might even take over your job – watch out.  Just kidding.  Really.

Does this company discriminate against bail-jumpers?

I must be missing something - I don’t know how you can stand coming back to this place day after day.

I’m kinda flexible about hours - They let me out on my own in the daylight, Monday through Friday.

Just got back from the world's least explored jungle. By the way, does the health insurance cover infectious diseases?

Oh oh…that breakfast taco isn’t settling in very well…

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